Tuesday 16 April 2024

Draconic Shennanigans - Episode 15

Chapter Fifteen: The Cabin in the Woods 

 Smiling Jeremiah stepped down from the cart and approached the stricken Goblin Leader, who lay still twitching and shivering in the dust of the road. Spreading his hands, Jeremiah began to chant, power ebbing and flowing between his palms. Slowly the Goblin Leader's tremors ceased and he stood up, carefully feeling around the site of the wound, which was now nothing more than a ruckled white patch on his shoulder.

 Jeremiah peered closely at him as the goblin's eyes stretched wide. There appeared to be absolutely nothing wrong with the goblin at all but deep in its dark eyes something stirred like the flick of a fin in dark water.

"Now you are blessed by the Goddess and are bound to her service," Jeremiah intoned.

"Oh shut up," Kaelin muttered, stroking Haggis on reflex.

"Give thanks to She-of-the-Thunder-Voice," Jeremiah proclaimed, "Praise the Goddess-of-the-Thunder-Voice!" He couldn't help but grin as the goblins bobbed up and down to Kaelin, squeaking to her in their rusty sounding voices. Gobliniods had been stupid ever since they existed. They did have their own legends about this, claiming that the God of the Pointy Ears (elves to everyone else) had permanently injured their God, destroying his ability to create anything, thus his children couldn't create, only take. Even orc-crossbreeds tended that way, even though, if they put what minds they had to it, they could be creative. Orc-crossbreeds were also usually healthier than their full orc cousins, hence why they had green skin instead of the grey mess their full orc cousins had.

 Granted... Jeremiah peered closer at the goblins as they chorused their thanks to Kaelin. They were more of a greenish-grey than a full on grey so maybe their belief in this Goddess-of-the-Thunder-Voice was founded in some sort of truth, which would mean...

Jeremiah grinned until it felt as if his face would crack.

It meant that Kaelin was suffering from a case of mistaken identity! It was all Jeremiah could do to not roar with laughter and let the silly little pip squeaks know that they had the wrong person.

"All hail to the Goddess-of-the-Thunder-Voice!" he bellowed, beaming like a light house.

"I said shut up!" Kaelin snapped, "And as for you lot - push off!"

The goblins hesitated, possibly unsure if Kaelin was displeased with their worship or with they themselves.

"That's right," Jeremiah grinned, "Obey the bidding of the Goddess-of-the-Thunder-Voice! Go forth and spread the good word of her name!"

"Yes, yes! We hear, we do!" the goblins chorused and scattered into the under brush. Kaelin gave Jeremiah a long flat look.

"Seriously?" she asked flatly.

"Just spreading the good word of your existence," Jeremiah smiled oily at her.

"What good word?" Kaelin snapped, "I'm no Goddess and making them think so is just plain..." She trailed off as the penny dropped, "Oh that is just so you, isn't it just?" Jeremiah said nothing at all, just smiled and bowed.

Ulrich sighed and rolled his eyes as he watched them, before turning and lifting Thorian. Or at least, he tried to lift Thorian. That had been his intention but instead he found himself discovering why Thorian had wound up on the King's Special simply for falling on someone.

Kaelin and Jeremiah turned round at the muffled scream of "Get him off of me!"

Jeremiah took one look at Ulrich's legs kicking from under Thorian's bulk and doubled over in helpless laughter, slapping his legs as the tears ran down his face. Kaelin looked, considered and turned to the woodsman.

"Would you mind being an dear and helping us get him up?" she tried smiling appealingly. Jeremiah took one look at what Kaelin thought was a winning smile and doubled up again. Kaelin and beseeching just did not go together. However, the woodsman smiled under his shaggy beard and knuckled his forehead.

"For you little lady, I'll gladly help," he said, "If you'll just hold Winky here."

"Um, that might not be..." Kaelin started to protest and found herself handed the reigns anyway. Then she had the weirdest experience she'd ever had with a horse. Instead of immediately screaming in terror and trying to bolt, the dappled grey horse turned his head and gave her a very strong sniff as he looked at her out of one eye. Kaelin found herself gazing into an eye the color of a hand polished horse chestnut and was lost in its utter depths. Some how she found herself believing that this horse saw her and knew exactly what she was and was somehow not afraid. He sniffed her again and tried to nuzzle at her. Without thought, she put her hand up to his nose and he didn't balk at her touch, his hot breath warming her palm.

"Just what are you?" Kaelin whispered. Winky turned his head slightly so he looked at the woodsman and then looked back at her. Kaelin frowned, understanding that it was all the answer she was going to get but also sure that she had missed the message she was supposed to receive.

"Up you come," the woodsman said, taking hold of Thorian's shoulders and lifting him half way up so Ulrich could roll and scramble out from under the orc crossbreeds dead weight.

"Thank... Thank you," Ulrich panted as he scrambled to his feet and stood panting, "I was beginning to think that I was going to die under there. I now know what a fly feels when you squat it."

"That maybe, Sir," the woodsman noted, "But if you don't help me get this one into the back of the cart, he isn't going any where. Can't do it by myself, see?"

"Of course, of course," Ulrich tugged his clothes straight and stepped forward to take one side of Thorian, "Happy to oblige." By main strength and more than a little grunting, they managed to shift Thorian up and into the cart bed, wedging him in among the boxes of supplies, both their own and the woodsman's.

"Thank you, little Lady," the woodsman nodded as he took back the reigns.

"I'm no Lady," she muttered as she climbed back into the cart but he didn't seem to hear her.

"I say friend," Ulrich asked as the woodsman shook the reigns and clicked his teeth to set the cart rolling again, "I'm afraid I didn't quite catch your name back there. Seems very churlish of me, particularly as I rather owe you my life. Would you mind telling us what it is?"

The woodsman was silent for a while and Kaelin almost thought he wasn't going to answer.

"Black Randle," the woodsman spoke at last, "Nearly didn't remember it myself. A man doesn't have much need for a name up in the mountains. Now how about you read some more of that book out to us, Sir. Haven't heard a really good reading in years and I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed it."

"So you used to live closer to society then," Ulrich noted as he fished out the book and flicked though the pages to find his place.

"Used to go to the preacher's place up the mountain away," Black Randle admitted, "That was when it was the old guy but he's been gone for many a year and the youngster who took his place has a poisoned religion. I weren't going to hang about to be black marked and hunted out. I know a witch hunter when I see it and I don't believe in staying where you are just going to get yourself in trouble with folks."

"Are you not afraid of eternal damnation?" Jeremiah asked with a smile.

"No more than you are," Black Randle replied shortly, "Read on, Sir. If nothing else I'd like to know about the folks I'm likely to have as neighbors for a while."

"Okay," Ulrich agreed, clearing his throat, "Here's something of interest. 'The reason for the Ash society being so heavily matriarchal is buried not only within the demands of the Underworld environment but also in the history of deep time. Though many younger races have forgotten the root cause of their instinctive distrust of all elves, the elves themselves have not forgotten that they once had a higher calling than their shorter lived neighbors. It appears, from the collection of legends and dare it be said, folk tales that have circulated among the elves since time out of mind that there was once an even older species upon Hestia. Known simply as the Begetters, the elves speak of these beings having a hand in the creation of all races as the craftsmen of the Gods and it seems from the oldest legends that the Begetters shared the world for a very long time with the races they had created, ordering and guiding them. In this it seems that the Begetters favored the elves above all others for their greater life spans and higher intelligence, choosing from among their number ones who would honored to join the ranks of the Begetters and share in their great work. However, the Begetters where careful tenders to the younger races, and always respected that it was only through the abilities of woman folk that new life was brought into the world. Therefore, woman were never chosen to join the ranks of the Begetters, not for lack of ability but because they had the equal responsibility of ensuring that their race would continue on through time. Also, once an elf was chosen to join the Begetters their abilities, strength and knowledge would no longer be available to the clan, gone as it had done to serve a higher purpose. Therefore it was practical that women, as they could not be called to this higher purpose, should hold the highest position within the clans, ensuring that their knowledge, strength and abilities would not be lost in the future when the Begetters called for their rightful due in the future.

What criteria the Begetters used in their selection process is now unknown but it seems that once again they husbanded their charges carefully, taking not the strongest or most intelligent but those just below them, leaving the best to sire the next generation, thus improving the breed. This still holds true in Ash Elf society today, with the strongest, most intelligent males fairly secure in their positions within the clan once they have gained the patronage of a strong female, while those directly below them are locked in a constant, often deadly struggle to prove their worth.' "

"It seems that these Ash Elves have a rather interesting outlook on the world," Jeremiah grinned.

"Interesting is not the word for it," Ulrich shook his head, "They are cruel in the extreme from the details given here about how they 'prove their worth'. As I said earlier, death is considered a perfectly acceptable result of the training process, for males at least. For the females, well they don't kill each other but they can fall from grace hard and fast and being the bottom of the heap is not a good place to be in Ash Elf society. They can inflict pain just as readily as they inflict death. I'm talking cursed objects, pain rituals and public humiliation. An Ash Elf woman might not wind up dead but she can wind up seriously scarred or, shall we say, changed."

"Oh tell me more," Jeremiah crooned.

"They have a very nasty transformation magic available to them," Ulrich admitted, "Apparently females that are subjected to that have no way of coming back up the ranks, they are permanently stuck at the bottom of the heap and it seems to sterilize them as well, so they don't even have that to their name to gain some form of respect."

"How often do the women folk take on risky missions?" Kaelin asked.

"According to this, not often," Ulrich tapped the book.

"So meeting that one in the Dead Swamp is another sign of how much trouble their society is in," Kaelin noted.

"From what I'm learning here, you are right on the money," Ulrich agreed, "A high ranking Ash Elf women would not have to come up to the surface and a lower ranked on would not have been allowed, in case she gets the idea of using the surface as a safe house to start another clan to rival the matriarchs of her family."

"So Governor Risgath was not fooling around when he said that something has seriously messed things up down there for them to be coming up to the surface like this," Kaelin observed and then pocked Thorian with her foot. He snorted and rolled over, snoring more quietly although he did not stop all together.

"Something must have," Ulrich agreed, "You all most have to feel sorry for them. They must be desperate to survive to be trying a move like this but considering their attitude to every other living race on this planet we'd be damn fools to let them up so we have to beat them back and every time we win they come that little bit closer to extinction."

"Some how, knowing how they would view as nothing more than an interesting toy, I cannot bring myself to regret that," Jeremiah smiled.

"It's the same with the wolves," Kaelin admitted, "Men keep pushing into their land but when the wolves fight back, it is the wolves that men brand as evil and hunt down. They never look at themselves in the mirror and realize that it was the men who started this war."

"That is a fascinating observation, my dear Kaelin, but I fail to see how it connects to the problem we have here," Jeremiah admitted.

"The Ash Elves are the men and the wolves are every other races," Kaelin explained, "Only we know what is at stake and can band together to win this fight, so we might have a better chance than the wolves of the woods have."

 "They don't seem to see us as evil," Ulrich observed, tapping the book, "More like entertaining pets and beasts of burden who don't know that they belong to a strong and controlling master. They almost seem to pity us for our weak minded insistence that they are the cruel ones. The way they see it, we are the ones in error for having turned our backs of the Begetters."

"I have to say that it is rather interesting," Jeremiah said, "It sounds rather as if these Ash Elves are recalling a distorted version of the war in heaven, although they seem to be casting the wrong side as the wronged side."

"I'm not sure," Ulrich admitted, "Who ever these Begetters are they seem to be something incredibly old, from what I'm reading here, the Ash Elves believe that the Begetters had a hand in even the beginnings of the draconic races but at the seem time they appear to be fallible so not divine. Indeed there are some hints that it was the dragons that initiated the lesser races rising up against the Begetters. From what it is saying here the Ash Elves believe themselves to be the only true Elves as the other elvish races were either duped or corrupted into joining in with the rebellion against the Begetters."

"Hence why they were driven out even from other elves," Jeremiah nodded, "They are to other elves what elves are to the rest of us."

"Arrogant jerks," Kaelin muttered.

"Why Kaelin my dear," Jeremiah beamed, "I do believe you just actually agreed with me on something."

"Don't get used to it," Kaelin rebuffed him.

"Seems they chose it," Ulrich corrected, "They chose to leave their kin and the surface, rather than remind in a world corrupted by the dragon's ingratitude."

"Ingratitude for what?" Black Randle asked, taking the black root stick out of his mouth for a moment.

"Ingratitude for being created," Ulrich said, "As I said, this is saying that the Begetters had a hand in the creation of the dragons and their kin, which, when you think about it, makes a perfect kind of sense. If dragons who are polymorphed can have children with the race they are pretending to be, it would suggest a certain common...." he trailed off, trying to find the word he meant.

"Base material?" Jeremiah suggested.

"Common clay," Black Randle said, "That's what the old preacher used to say. He said that we all come from the dust and we'll go back to the dust in the end and that everything that thinks bleeds red, even orcs, so we shouldn't go picking fights with those that were created from the same place."

"An interesting view point," Jeremiah noted, "But I doubt it made him popular."

"Oh he weren't saying that we shouldn't defend what was ours from those that would just take," Black Randle corrected, "He was just saying that if they should come asking to trade then we should give them that chance. He knew that in the mountains a man has to make his own law, he was just against picking fights we don't need to. Come as a friend or don't come at all. That was the way he worded it. Come as a friend or don't come at all." Having said his piece Black Randle pushed his piece of black root back between his lips and chewed on it.

As the sun sank towards the horizon they crested a rise and saw the cart track turn up the foot hills towards the logging camp. Black Randle however did not turn the cart, letting the horse step off the gravel road on to a rutted by way, where the weeds grew up between the cart wheel to brush the underside of the cart. Jeremiah started wincing as the cart jolted and lurched over the humps and hollows of the way but he wisely kept his mouth shut, remembering Black Randle's suggestion the day before that he get out and walk if he didn't like the ride. Even Ulrich put the book away as the trees started reaching down to pat him on the head. Though that was just because their branches grew that much lower to the ground, Ulrich looked at a few of them, unsure whether they really were moving to muss his hair deliberately. He frowned even more when Thorian woke, sat up with a yawn and waved a friendly greeting to someone he couldn't see among the trees.

At the end of the thread of the track Black Randle lead them in to a clearing that stretched a little way between the log cabin and the stout barn, a small out house away from the other buildings. Kaelin was unable to see any more than that because a small but fuzzy body bumbled into her face and the next second she yelped as a sharp and fiery pain blossomed at the end of her nose. Hand flying up to it, her fingers discovered a thick bodied bee, with a bright orange butt struggling to extract its sting from her skin. Before she could yank it away, a hand yanked hers away from it.

"Just hold still!" Black Randle commanded as Kaelin's eyes watered, "If yah hurt her she'll call all the others to her and they'll not be friendly."

"Best do as her says, my dear," Jeremiah observed as he clambered out of the cart, "Death by a thousand stings would be a pour way to go out."

"By puppose do tink dis is dunny," Kaelin muttered as the bee finally unscrewed her stinger and flew away.

"He might actually have a point, I'm sorry to say," Ulrich was looking round the clearing, "I did not peg you, sir, for a bee keeper."

The hives stood in a row down both sides of the cabin and there were herb plants and flowering bushes planted around the edge of the clearing, swarming with bees of every hue and size, from tiny wood bees that slipped into little holes in the walls of the cabin itself to the huge bumbles that buzzed and swarmed in and out of not only a few of the special shaped hives butt also not one, but two honey trees that stood in the edge of the forest.

"There's a lot yay don't know about me," Black Randle observed, helping Kaelin down and leading her inside to tend to her wounded nose. Ulrich paused and actually looked at the cabin. Its walls were well made, tightly cinch with moss and plumb-line straight, the windows glazed and clear, roof well made, chimney of river rock neatly pointed. The barn was stoat and strong, again cinch with moss and the doors straight. The gardens were fenced and neat, the hives clean. Looking again at their host, Ulrich realized that though his beard with thick and curly black, it was brushed and clean, his hair neatly trimmed, his clothes repaired with the care that made the mends nearly invisible, the buttons all sewn tightly on.

As he started lifting supplies from the back of the cart Black Randle noticed Ulrich looking and raised an eyebrow. No words seemed necessary so instead Ulrich inclined his head and moved to help lift down one of the boxes.

"It will be getting dark soon," Black Randle peered up through the branches, "And unless you folks can see in the dark, you'll be taking a stupid risk going to look in on the new neighbors tonight. Not much keen on visitors but you can stay here tonight. I've a bed and a trundle bed, if you don't mind doubling up, won't be the first time I've slept in the barn."

"That would be might kind of you," Thorian grinned from where he was holding on to Winky's reigns, stroking the horse with his free hand. The horse accepted Thorian's petting with stoic calmness.

"Though if yer could give a hand with bringing in the supplies that would be a help," Black Randle suggested.

"I um..." Thorian's ears drooped.

"I'm afraid our friend is some what clumsy," Jeremiah said and though his words were kind his tone was some how not, "He means well but handling such delicate things these would probably lead to some interesting explosions, if not the complete destruction of your house, my good sir." Jeremiah probed carefully at the glass globes he'd uncovered in one of the boxes the governor had given them. Lifting one he shook it carefully, watching the purplish smoke within swirl and churn. He put it back and replaced the wooden, lid noticing the words 'for bugs' stenciled on it.

"Won't be a problem with my supplies, cloth and store sugar doesn't much care about being bashed about," Black Randle said with a shrugged, "Salt's much the same. In fact, think the only other box in there that's mine is the powder box and I can handle that one. Oh that and the new metal work, but you'd care more about it if you drop the axe on yar foot."

"You didn't buy any flour," Ulrich asked in surprise.

"Nah, got me my stand of corn," Black Randle shock his head as he unlocked the door and elbowed it open, "Once that is dried I'll be able to grind it. Makes a heavier bread than that wheat stuff but you need something heavy to line yah stomach when you have the heavy lifting to do."

"You seem remarkably self sufficient," Ulrich noted as he lifted a box named 'lights-regular'.

"Never much got along with people," Black Randle admitted, "So I have to be. There's not much the forest doesn't provide for me. Had a good winter last year, fair hunting and the sow I bought last spring managed to have a litter of piglets that she mostly raised. I'll be working hard soon to fill the larder from the garden soon but the woods are good. You give nature her space to breath and she'll let you breath as well."

Hard work was only part of the description. Though Black Randle turned out to be a generous host, pulling out of various little cupboards all sorts of little treasures tucked away for a rainy day, he did not expect to wait on his guests hand and foot. By the time the dinner was on the table Jeremiah had had the disagreeable experience of learning to par sweet potatoes, Kaelin had found herself mixing bread dough, Thorian was fetching water from the well and Ulrich was using his skill as a hunts man to fillet down smoked venison. Black Randle backed the cart into the barn, unhitched Winky and rubbed the horse down before setting to making a decent stew, brewing a batch of tea that could paint the throat of its drinkers black and find various sweet treasures he'd squirreled away over the years. Anyone who had still hands found themselves being given a job, from helping to make the food to tidying away the stores that Black Randle had bought during his enforced stay in Nether Wallop.

Dinner was set on a table for hungrier guests than they had expected to be and a busy silence reigned as the knife and fork symphony played.

"That was excellent, my good sir," Jeremiah beamed as he pushed back from the table.

"We're not finished yet," Black Randle observed as he started stacking the wooden plates and bowls.

"My dear sir," Jeremiah smiled, "As much as I admire your generosity, I doubt I could eat another mouthful."

"Not what I meant," Black Randle replied.

"I am sorry but I fail to understand," Jeremiah frowned.

Kaelin and Ulrich looked at each other.

"I'll dry," Kaelin stated.

"I guess that leaves me with the washing," Ulrich sighed, "You Thorian?"

"I er...." Thorian looked around, more than a little lost then he saw that Black Randle was piling the plates up in the big sink, made out of a hollowed log, "Ah! I'll fetch water."

"Oh," Jeremiah said and then grinned, "Seems like every job is already taken..."

"Wood for the fire," Black Randle stated as he rolled out the trundle bed and started pulling out sheets and blankets, "As in we need you to fetch more."

"I'm beginning to see why you don't get along with people," Jeremiah huffed as he pulled himself to his feet.

"Idle hands are a devil's workshop," Black Randle replied as he started laying the bed.

After Black Randle had bidden them good night and had taken the lamp over to the barn, they went to turn in, Jeremiah claiming a spot on the bed before anyone else could speak.

"I'll take first watch," Kaelin stated.

"Do you really think that is necessary?" Jeremiah asked sleepily.

"Yes," she said flatly, "Black Randle may not be bothered about these Ash Elves but I think that we are behind enemy lines now and I don't like surprises."

"Could it be that you are more worried about you adoring followers, my dear?" Jeremiah pulled the covers up to his chin.

"More like I don't want to share a bed with you," Kaelin stated bluntly, having noted that Ulrich and Thorian had both chosen the trundle bed without a sound.

"Always later," Jeremiah grinned.

"Don't count on it," Kaelin resolutely turned her back on him, pulling a chair up to the light hole in the shutter. She relaxed as she heard Jeremiah's throaty snore start up. After a while she started to nod but Kaelin had long ago mastered the art of dozing with her ears wide open. As such she was instantly alert the moment she heard the snuffling.

Something very large and black was in the yard between the house and the barn. Eye to the light hole in the shutter Kaelin frowned as she tried to make out the details but all she really had was an impression of mass and shagginess and a huge bunt head the swung from side to side, huffing as it did so.

In the barn Winky whinnied. Kaelin winced, knowing that the horse had just signed its death warrant and then mentally slapped herself. Whatever was out there would have smelt the horse ages ago. The thing swung towards the barn and let out a rumbling snort. Winky whinnied again and Kaelin realized that it was not a frightened sound but the sound of a questioning greeting. Winky was making sure he knew what it was wandering in his barn yard. The thing rumbled its snort again and the horse quietened. Kaelin strained her head at the light hole as the black mass shambled off into the undergrowth around the edge of the clearing, heedless of the branches scrapping at its shoulders.

Kaelin sat back in her chair and wondered. She glanced over at the beds. There didn't seem to be any danger so... She turned back to watching until she judged that the stars said that midnight was near.

"Wake up," she pocked Jeremiah in the small of his back.

"Nerf buffer it," he mumbled.

"You turn for the watch," Kaelin was unsympathetic, pocking him again.

"Gah smar crud,"Jeremiah rolled over and sat up, "Wait what?"

"You turn for the watch," Kaelin repeated, "So aft out of that bed."

"Why does it always seem to be my turn to watch in the early hours of the morning?" Jeremiah grouched as he rubbed his eyes.

"Would you prefer Thorian doing it?" Kaelin folded her arms, "He'd probably sit there for the rest of the night sharpening that sword of his. Did you get much sleep last night?"

"Oh alright, alright," Jeremiah stood up, "Is there anything in the coffee...." Kaelin had already disappeared.

Jeremiah looked round with a frown as he felt the bed flex against the back of his knees.

Kaelin was already pulling the blankets up around her ears.

"Hope you nick my grave as quick," Jeremiah muttered and stumbled over the cinders of the fire. A handful of wood shavings and a few small sticks had it gradually growing up again. Jeremiah settled down on a chair in front of the fireplace and brooded. His sleep hadn't even been that good before Kaelin had woken him up, full of an odd light, a sense of oppressive presence that had pressed down on him and now there was a definite chill to the air. He hunched over as he fed more sticks into the fire and started adding larger pieces. At a loss of what else to do he pulled Michael Azrael's manuscript out of his cavernous pocket. There was a certain poetry to the words that began to make them run together if you read them long enough and there was a certain memorableness to their rhythm and rhyme. Jeremiah light a candle to hold it close to the book and read on. The story wasn't half bad in a way, at least it was easy reading as the wizard build his empire of shadows and puppet strings.

Jeremiah looked up from the book. He glanced about the room trying to place what had disturbed him. Kaelin slept with her nose tucked under the covers, making barely a sound. Ulrich was snuffling in his sleep but it wasn't noisy and Thorian lay rolled on his side, for once quiet as he slept. With a shrug, Jeremiah turned his attention back to the book, surprised the see just how many pages he'd already turned. He found were he'd left off and...

He looked up again. Something was definitely off, something... A chord of discord, a note of worry, sounded in the night, thrumming inside Jeremiah's head and humming in his bones.  He put the book away and stood, trying to concentrate on the sound and suddenly it was like he was outside of the cabin, seeing it from multiply different angles all at once. The sensation made his eyes ache, his vision overly blue shaded and he was absolutely sure that whoever eyes he was looking through, they did not mean the occupiers of the cabin any good.

He flinched and his vision was back to being his own.

"Wake up!" he hissed, shaking Thorian's shoulder.

"Wait! What!" the big orc cross-breed sat up sharply, smacking Ulrich's ear and snapping him awake as well. Kaelin was already sitting up.

"What is it," she frowned.

"We have company and it is not the sort you want round for dinner," Jeremiah rooted through the boxes of supplies the Governor had given them. The globes... for bugs. Jeremiah shoved it aside. It was some sort of gas, not effective in an open space like a forest clearing. Bars... food.

"I don't see any one," Thorian rubbed his head.

"They're outside," Jeremiah snarled, shifting boxes. It had to be here, by Klu'gath-nath, it had to be here.

"Large, black and shaggy?" Kaelin yanked on her boots.

"No, lots of them," Jeremiah didn't have time to wonder at how detailed her question had been. He shifted another box and there it was. Pulling open the lid, Jeremiah lifted out one of the long tubes and smiled.

"Where are they? And how many?" Ulrich stood and drew his swords, hefting the fae given, elvish blade.

"All around the clearing and more of them than us," Jeremiah stood and turned to the door, "But we have a surprise for them. Now, as you have been reading that book so much, what do you reckon they would do if they saw a small group that they thought couldn't fight back?"

"They would want to play with them..." Ulrich trailed off, looking at the thing in Jeremiah's hand, "You sly dog." He actually smiled at the fat priest.

"I don't get it," Thorian admitted.

"We're going to surprise them," Ulrich explained, hiding his drawn swords under a blanket he pulled off the bed and draped around himself like a cloak, "Hide that big sword of yours and you'll have a lot of fun with them."

"But I would have fun with them any way," Thorian huffed.

"Trust us on this, old boy, this is going to be much more fun," Ulrich smiled, "Just cover your eyes when Jerrs fires off that thing and then we'll take them to the cleaners."

"I was going to take them to the grave," Thorian protested and then there was no more time as Jeremiah pulled the cabin door open. Stepping out in as close a huddle as they could, Thorian grumbling as they did so, the night appeared unoccupied.. for a minute. As Jeremiah stepped down off of the porch step the first crossbow bolt thudded into the dirt just by his foot. Another smacked into the post beside Kaelin's head.

Unfazed, Jeremiah stepped on, the others drawn up around him. More bolts slammed into the dirt around their feet. Kaelin hopped from one foot to the other, she couldn't help and Thorian looked round at the trees, cheeks puffing up, hand reaching....

"Not yet," Ulrich hissed, catching Thorian's wrist.

"I don't like them!" Thorian didn't bother to keep his voice down, "They are meanies!"

The laughter cackled and swirled around the clearing, like swooping avian things round the clearing, more crossbow bolts slamming into the dirt, making Kaelin hop and twitch, trying to avoid the wickedly sharp barbs while staying close to her friends. Then Jeremiah cried out, one hand clutching at his upper arm where a bolt had scored a deep and burning wound.

"Dance Monk-Key!" a mocking voice rang out from the dark.

A snarl twisted Jeremiah's lip as he turned to face the trees, then he took hold of the trigger string and yanked. With a pop something shot from the other end of the tube, traveling on a tongue of chemical light that winked out.

"Now!" hissed Ulrich, covering his eyes with his arm as he ducked his head.

"Their meanies!" Thorian was vibrating as he looked down at Ulrich.

Something exploded just below the level of the trees, so searingly bright that it left spots dancing on the vision even through closed lids. The dark vanished, the shadows fled and voices screamed out in pain and figures who had been hidden in the edge of the trees threw down their weapons, hands going to eyes suddenly streaming tears. They flinched back from the light, crying out.

"Shriek Monk-Keys!" Jeremiah laughed as the figures flapped, then something barreled through the white light, something huge, furry and growling. Something that reared on to its back legs and smashed one of the elves to the ground with a massive fore-paw.

"It's Thorian Time!" Thorian bellowed, sword crashing through another elf. Ulrich took the right flank, blades flickering in the light. Elves cried out as the gory fun they had planned for the night twisted back on them and bite with blade and claw and light.

"You dare steal from us!" one of them screeched as he saw, through his tears, Ulrich charging him, "You miserable worm! You..." The elf's head bounced under a bush and rolled down a badger hole, much to the delight of the badgers.

The huge thing smashed into a other elf. The elf cracked off a shot but the bolt logged in the things thick hide and shaggy fur as the thing's jaws closed with a very final crunch over the elf's head. The thing turned, shaking the body before it tossed it away into the bushes. It reared on to its hind legs again and roared.

"Oh my..." Jeremiah's jaw flapped open as the bear towered over the clearing. Its piecing dark eyes glared out from under heavy brow ridges and its huge claws raked through the air. It slammed down on to all fours and could have still looked Thorian full in the eye. Jeremiah squeaked and closed his eyes as it lumbered towards him. Jeremiah panted, every spell he knew running off and hiding some where in his head, then he spun on the spot as it brushed passed and crashed into the elves creeping up behind him. The elves flew like nine pins, those that weren't crunched to nothing beneath the bears immense weight. Several of them bounced off of the boughs of trees, various things going crack inside.

One, possibly luckier than the others, rolled to his feet and picked up a sword. Looking up he spotted Jeremiah and grinned. With a frenetic cry he lunged at the dumpy priest but then he threw down his sword, hands going once more to his face as the cloud of giggling embers and cinders spilled from Jeremiah's palm to enveloped him and stripped the skin off his skull. Screaming the elf spun on the spot, hands trying to beat away the things peeling him out of his skin, then Ulrich's blade ended his agony with one swift stab.

"Eight!" Ulrich yelled.

"Oneteen, twoteen," Thorian yelled, "Twenty four!"

"Wait what?" Ulrich asked, turning a puzzled frown to the big orc crossbreed and then having to duck and defend furiously as two of the elves attacked at once, their eyes still streaming in the blazing light but they ire only seeming to have increased. Ire or not they were no match as Haggis' battle cry shivered above the din of battle.

Thorian threw back his head and roared, the veins swelling on his face and neck and he wasn't the only one that bellowed. The massive bear thundered and smashed an elf into a tree so hard it cracked, the trunk toppling down into the clearing, knocking one elf into the turf like a nail into a plank. Haggis' skirling rose up and up, carrying a red rage into the hearts of two of the combatants.

Thorian was a whirling, smashing rage that now amount of cuts seemed to stop; the bear didn't seem to feel the number of crossbow bolts embedded in its shoulders, its paws smashing elves left and right, their broken forms snapping off of trunks and branches, its claws leaving as bloody a trail as Thorian's massive sword.

As the glaring ball of white light that hovered about the clearing finally started to burn itself out, the elves broke and ran, fleeing into the undergrowth, loosing members still as Thorian and the bear gave chase.

"Come on!" Thorian bellowed, "There's plenty more!" He crashed through the bushes and then tripped and fell, sprawling into the leaf litter. The three standing in the clearing stared as the white flame flared for one last brief instant and then went out.

"Do you think we should go and get him?" Ulrich asked as Kaelin let Haggis' blowstick fall from her lips.

"I do not think that will be necessary, my dear," Jeremiah smiled as the dark rushed back to reclaim the territory it had been evicted from.

"Why?" Kaelin asked and then a resounding snore echoed round the clearing.

"That's why," Jeremiah pointed, "I doubt that we could move him in his present state and as for the noise. I don't think any of us would get another moment of sleep if we have to share the cabin with that."

"Still," Kaelin stroked Haggis, "Do you think it is safe?"

"I think our unfortunate visitors will not becoming back any time tonight," Jeremiah reassured, "Now to bed." He stretched and turned to the cabin.

"I'll stay up and keep watch," Ulrich said quietly to Kaelin, "Especially if you give me a hand to tidy up a little."

"Tidy up..." Kaelin trailed off as she saw, in the dim natural light Ulrich seize a very ex-elf by the ankles and start dragging him away, "Ah, good point." After a moments thought she double checked the size of the boots. Once the easily discovered remains had been stacked up behind a couple of large lilac bushes and their effects piled up on the porch, Kaelin bid Ulrich good night and headed into the cabin to discover which bed was free. Ulrich followed her in but did not lay down on the trundle bed. Instead he settled himself in the chair by the window and cracked the shutter open slightly, preparing to take the last watch of the night.

The false dawn had started to stain the horizon when a hulking, shaggy black shape lumbered into the yard, dragging a prone orc crossbreed by one wrist. Ulrich leaned forward, watching it sway towards the barn. He heard the horse whiny a cheerful sounding greeting as it entered and he quietly crossed to the door and let himself out. He ghosted round the edge of the yard and carefully peered round the door of the barn into the gloomy interior.

Thorian lay in a pile of clean straw that had been particularly pulled down over him. Ulrich crouched and snaked to Thorian's side, keeping half an eye on the vast black shape that was in the back of the barn. Winky, turned his head, watching Ulrich as if Ulrich's concern was something rather interesting. Thorian seemed to be alright, at least he was breathing normally and his hand was still attached at the wrist, if rather slobbery.

A truly gruesome crack rang out from the back of the barn. Ulrich looked up to see the dire bear twitching and snuffling as if it was trying not to scream. The noise of gristle crunching and bones being ground against each other turned Ulrich's stomach and then his eyes widened as he saw the bear most distinctly begin to shrink, collapsing into itself as it lost the shaggy look. Ulrich scurried into an empty horse box, even though it took him closer to the now thoroughly distressed bear, counting on its cover to hide him. It was only after he was in the box that he looked up and saw the trousers and shirt draped over the side of the horse box as if waiting for someone. The noises out in the barn reached a peak and then fell silent.

After a moment, Ulrich heard someone shuffle into the last horsebox in the barn and then a hand reached out of the darkness and whisked the trousers out of sight. The sounds of someone getting dressed came quietly from the gloom and then Ulrich saw a very tired looking Black Randle shuffle passed the gate of the horse box. Winky whinnied in greeting.

"Oh yah want yah breakfast, don't yah?" Black Randle said gruffly, "Huh, you're not the one who's been up all night, keeping the monsters from the door." Winky whinnied again. "Alright, alright keep yah fur on." Black Randle clumped over to some sacks and dished out a bucket of oats. "Get yah insides round that lot, we'll have to do a fair bit of haulage today to clean up the mess that lot left last night. Can't bury them, not round here, no holy man to keep them buried. Can't burn them either, would take too much of the wood pile so it will have to be off to the glen with them, let Old Scar Face have them. I'm sure she'll find a use for them." Winky buried his nose in his trough and started munching his oats. "Yeah probably that." Black Randle observed and turned towards the house. "Breakfast for me too I think."

Ulrich listened to him leave the barn and then stirred from the shadows to watch Black Randle stride across the yard. He clumped up the steps to the porch and let himself into the cabin. With one last check on Thorian, Ulrich followed him. He opened the door carefully to find Black Randle putting a deep pot of water on the high bar and slotting the high bar on the jams over the fire. Black Randle swung round when he heard the door open. He gave Ulrich a long look.

"I was just checking our friend out in the barn," Ulrich broke the silence, "He seems find for one who's been dragged about so I'll say thank you for that."

Black Randle looked at him a while longer and then turned to put some more wood on the fire.

"This is why I don't much like having people about the place," he admitted, "They have a habit of seeing things you don't want them to see."

"Then the least said the soonest mended," Ulrich smiled as he sat down at the table. Black Randle glanced at him.

"Have to say you are taking it differently to how I would have expected," he admitted.

"Let's just say before our lass there discovered that noisy little toy of hers, she had some what blistering anger management issues," Ulrich nodded to where Kaelin lay on the trundle bed, arms wrapped around Haggis. Black Randle looked and looked again. Then he sniffed.

"Should have recognized a wolf bred when I saw it," he admitted, "Born with it or cursed?"

"Born with it as far as I can tell," Ulrich answered, "From what she's said her grandfather was not the sort of chap you wanted to meet on a dark night, or any other time of day for that matter."

"Heard tell of a pack like that up North a ways," Black Randle nodded his head, "Heard that someone led the hunters right to them. No loss as far as I'm concerned, that the sort that makes the lives of all of us puca born harder."

"Why don't you give the people of the town a chance?" Ulrich asked, "After all, they have an Ash Elf as a Governor so..."

"Risgath's not bad," Black Randle admitted, taking the pot of water off the fire and washing his hands and face, "Takes a lot for a man to leave his family, even if they don't want him but its not him I worry about, it's the people. It'll only take one trip up and they'll be out for my hide like fleas after a dog."

"Then how come we are not after your hide?" Ulrich asked, "After all as a King's Special we are tasked with dealing with any threats to the realm and we did see you at your full capabilities last night."

"Just said it yourself, you have puca born in your team," Black Randle grunted as he set another pot on the fire and added oats to it, "Be rather double standard of you to turn me in, especially as I was saving your afts. More to the point, I don't think you're even seriously considering it but as to what you are trying to get me to admit - a person can be smart, thoughtful and reasonable. People are dumb - dumb, panicky and aggressive."

"Can't really argue with that one," Ulrich admitted, "Especially as you forgot narrow minded, conservative and prejudiced. But that begs the question of why you keep going back to the town, if that is what you reckon you're going to get if you're outed? Why not just stay up in the woods?"

"Oh I can get me just about everything I need from the woods," Black Randle stirred a generous amount of honey into the porridge pot and dug out another jar of jam from a cupboard, "But there's a few things I can't do on my own, such as a new ax when the old one wears out and cloth."

"No luck keeping sheep?" Ulrich asked.

"Pah," Black Randle made a noise of disgust as he tipped a cup of beans into a grinder and started turning the handle, "Sheep are even worse than people. Winky out there? I raised him from a foal, he knows me and we know each other's foibles. Sheep however, sheep; people are dumb, panicky and aggressive, sheep are dumb, panicky and stupid to boot."

"No doubts there," Ulrich smiled, "Alright I take your point but you might want to consider the fact that if you help out against the Ash Elves like you did last night then you might find that the people are more willing to accept you. After all if you weather the storm out here and the town takes a battering, it is only going to take one loud mouth to ask 'well, where were you?' and you could be in a whole heap load of trouble. Whereas, if you welly in on the Ash Elves and help save the town then you could find yourself being accepted more easily, even if you live out here most of the time. At least you wouldn't have to worry about being found out any more."

Black Randle thought it over and grunted.

"May have a point," he admitted, "Alright, I'll think on it. Not promising nothing, mind you but I'll think on it. Now then if you'd like to slice that there lump of bacon into rashers for us..."

Kaelin twitch her nose as bacon rashers sizzled in the pan.

"What's up?" she blinked blurry eyes as she propped herself up on an elbow.

"Breakfast," Ulrich grinned.

"So if you'd like to scrub up in the pot there," Black Randle pointed at the pot of water that had been refreshed, heated and now sat in the sink. Kaelin rolled her eyes at the pointlessness of 'scrubbing up' but had to admit to herself that she did feel more awake after she'd splashed some water on her face.

Ulrich and Kaelin were tucking into honey porridge and bacon sandwiches when someone clumped up the porch steps and pushed open the door.

"Er, hello," Thorian blinked, picking bits of hay out of his hair, "Can anyone explain to me how I wound up in a pile of grass over in that funny building over there? It's just I can't remember how I got over there."

Black Randle looked at Ulrich.

"You rather wandered into there after our little tiff with the Ash Elves last night," Ulrich replied. Black Randle visibly relaxed. Kaelin raised her eyebrows a touch but didn't say anything.

"Oh did I?" Thorian frowned, trying to shake hay off of his rather sticky fingers. Black Randle put another pot of water on the fire. "I don't remember that."

"What a pity," Ulrich observed after another bite of his bacon, "You were really rather spectacular. Not quite as many as my tally but a respectable number."

"You sure about that?" Thorian looked at him with suspicion, " 'Cause I remember it being really rather close between us."

"Well if you don't remember the fight how can you be sure?" Ulrich asked.

"Oh I remember the fight well enough," Thorian said, "I just don't remember getting into that big old barn building thing."

"Raging like that can take it out of a man," Black Randle observed as he slapped several more pieces of bacon into the pan, "Now come get that gunk off your hands and have breakfast."

"Don't mind if I do!" Thorian grinned. While he was chasing his way down an extra big bowl of porridge, Ulrich and Kaelin looked to where Jeremiah still lay flat on his back.

"You know it really would be a shame to leave him asleep until we're all done," Ulrich observed, "It would totally be unmannerly of us."

"Have to admit I'm surprised that he's slept through all the bacon cooking," Kaelin observed, "You don't suppose that he's sickening with something?"

"Would something that joyful happen to our dear Jeremiah?" Ulrich asked.

"Probably not," Kaelin admitted.

"Oh well," Ulrich stood, "If we don't wake him up he'll only complain at us for the rest of the day and I don't know about you but I don't want to have to cope with that headache while I'm also trying to avoid whatever fun times the Ash Elves have lined up for us."

"Can't say it appeals," Kaelin also stood and fetched Haggis. Ulrich meanwhile fetched a bowl of water and crouching by the bed, dipped Jeremiah's hand in it.

Absolutely nothing happened.

"Have to admit, I didn't see that coming," Ulrich raised his eyebrows, "Alright then - Oh Jeremiah, there's a Hartseer in the bed."

Nothing happened.

Ulrich sat back on his heels.

"That's odd," he said, "That worked like a charm last time. I thought he'd be six feet out of the bed by now."

"Let me try," Kaelin pocked the blowstick into her mouth. Haggis woke up with a rousing, rollicking tune that bounced off the walls of the cabin, making the feet twitch and the blood sing. Even Black Randle started nodding along to the tune and Thorian's eyes light up like a star as he started to beat time with his spoon. Kaelin's colour rose as she blew and blew and blew, fingers running up and down the chanter reed as the tune went on, the music filling the cabin until it seemed that either the music or the walls would have to give way. Thankfully the music did. The tune reached its end and Kaelin let the blowstick drop, gasping for breath as she did so. With a final drone Haggis wound down and flopped.

Still nothing happened.

"Just how on Hestia do you sleep through that?" Ulrich exclaimed, apparently feeling worried about their companion for the first time ever. Black Randle came over and had a look.

"Well he's dreaming about something," he observed, "Look at his eyelids and his fingers. He's dreaming about something but I wouldn't like to say what."

Ulrich stood and leaned a little close.

"You could be right there," he nodded, "I wonder what else..."

Jeremiah was not having a good time of things.

He was... somewhere. Somewhere, he wasn't sure where, he couldn't see. He wasn't even sure if he was standing or floating, he couldn't tell if there was a surface beneath him or liquid about him. Up or down didn't seem to have any meaning and dizziness swept over him repeatedly as his body no longer understood where it was in space.

The only reference point was the... thing that towered over him.

It was huge and it was tiny. It was nothing and it was everything. It was shadow and it was light. It illuminated everything and he couldn't see anything. It was looking at him. He could tell that and that alone. Two massive purple tinted eyes looked at him, as he was a bug, as he was filth, as if he was nothing.

Dizzy, disorientated, bewildered, he reached for something, anything to anchor himself.

"Klu'gath-nath..." he began.

"You dare to call on my name, insect!" the voice alone shock his bones. The shadow moved and Jeremiah could see the silhouette of a massive reptilian head, the light flickering and billowing between its jaws, "You dare to call on my power! Tell me, insect, why I should not erase you from existence? Why I should not render you down to the merest strips of flesh and claim your soul? Answer me if you dare?"

"My Lord and my God..." Jeremiah spluttered.

"Am I? Am I your God?" the being thundered, "What have you given me recently? What souls have you pledged unto my greatness? What was it had you have offered unto me?"

"Was not the souls of the Ash Elves worthy of you?" Jeremiah asked.

"And which of them did you kill?" the being roared, "Which of them did you lay the knife to? Which of them did you spill the blood of and call upon my name? What in truth have you offered me?"

"I..." Jeremiah began.

"A goblin!" the words hammered on Jeremiah's skull, "A worthless, stinking goblin! The gutter scum of the world! I am beginning to think that the Hartseer creature is correct and I should shake you off like a dog shakes off a tick! Shake you off and step upon you!"

"But my Lord!" Jeremiah protested, "I have the books, I have been studying them, they have flourished under my care..."

"Not as much as the book of the creeping little half breed shadow, that Michael creature," the being flared what could have been wings, "In short, I am much displeased with you, Jeremiah Maat, much displeased. I begin to wonder if you truly are worth my time. Perhaps I should look to one of you companions. That Kaelin girl could be powerful after all. I know who she is descended from and if I awaken her spark, why, it would only need her grandfather's interference to mold her into my true creature. It would be most pleasing to collect one such as she."

"My Lord, I..." Jeremiah began.

Something suddenly seized him by the scruff of the neck and dragged him backwards.

"I am not done with you, insect!" the being roared, lunging forward but the force was irresistible  and Jeremiah found himself crashing down on to the bed, with the discordant screeches of Ulrich's fiddle whining and caterwauling in his ears, loud enough to wake the dead.

"What do you think you are doing?" Jeremiah snapped upright.

"Well, well," Ulrich beamed, "Sleeping Beauty is awake. See, told you I could do it, Kaelin and without having to let Thorian give him a big, wet kiss."

"You wouldn't have dared!" Jeremiah turned an interesting color.

"Oh Thorian was all for waking Sleeping Beauty the traditional way but I suggested that we try my fiddling first," Ulrich beamed.

"Oh yuck!" Thorian yelled, "Why you lying like that?"

Jeremiah looked at him, looked at Thorian, looked at Kaelin trying not to laugh, looked back at Ulrich and started snarling a string of words that blistered and curdled in the air. Black Randle dived and caught the falling jar as several items leapt off the table in self defense.

The ulcerating words scorched through the air and...

Ulrich jabbed the end of the fiddle's bow between Jeremiah's teeth, cutting off the caustic words. They flared and died in a puff of ash and sparks that scoured the varnish off of the end of the bow and charred the wood. With a distressed twong one of the threads of the bow snapped back and lashed across Ulrich's hand, raising a line of red liquid beads. Ulrich jerked back with a curse and nearly dropped the bow. Jeremiah opened his mouth to begin again.

The bang of the jar slamming down on the table made them both jerk round.

"If there's been enough of that language in this house, and I mean both of you" Black Randle snapped, "Then I suggest that you get out of bed and you fix that instrument up before something gets out of hand. The pair of you ought to be ashamed, the whole kingdom's relying on you to save it and you are fighting like a pair of juveniles mucking about with yah father's swords, with no damn idea of how much damage you'll do to each other! Shame and disappointment on both of you! Now then."

He finished with a snort and turned away to a cupboard, dragging out a piece of sandpaper and pot of beeswax that he tossed to Ulrich.

"Sit down and sort that out!"

Ulrich sat and started to rub the char off of the end of the bow.

"You get out of that bed, wash yahself up and have your breakfast, you'll need it where you are going today."

Jeremiah climbed out of bed and had tugged the sheets straight before he realized that he was acting like a boy caught in the beam of his father's number two glare. He turned about to protest and caught a number one glare from Black Randle. He sat down at the table without another sound.

Thorian and Kaelin looked at one another and without a word started dividing up the supplies into four packs. Once he was sure he could take his eyes off of Jeremiah and Ulrich, Black Randle started fishing out extra supplies, bread and cheese and dried fruit pemmican, as well as some local medicine supplies.

By the time, he was working the beeswax into the bow, Ulrich felt he'd done enough penance.

"There's one thing that's still rolling around in my brain," he didn't look round from rubbing the beeswax in. Black Randle grunted.

"You mentioned someone who lives in the local area this morning and I think I'm curious," Ulrich continued. Black Randle grunted again but it was a more cautious grunt.

"Out of interest," Ulrich asked, "Who is Old Scar Face? And do we need something to give her?"

"Ah, her," Black Randle relaxed, "She's an old grey dragon who lives up in the deep forest where it starts getting really rocky. Has her lair up there. See her child drifting in and out on occasion. We nod to each other when we cross paths but other than that we have different lives."

"Grey?" Jeremiah asked, "Don't you mean silver?"

"Nah, grey. Same color as the ash there," Black Randle nodded at the fire place, "Mouthful of teeth. Would not want to be the ones who irritated her but she was crippled many a year ago."

"Crippled?" Kaelin asked, "What could cripple a dragon?"

"No idea," Black Randle admitted, "But one wing is a mangled mess. She couldn't fly even if she wanted to. Its a shame, no one should have to live as a half being but she gets along as good as she can. In that way, we're not that much different. Now then, I followed our unpleasant visitors last night and I've marked the trail back to were they came from."

"Wasn't that something of a risk, my good sir," Jeremiah oiled.

"More to them than to me," Black Randle replied, "Now, if your lassy can follow that trail you should get there fairly soon. Now you can go when ever you like but I'd say that those fellows are going to be sleeping it off today so you might want to call in before they wake up again."

"Fair advance," Ulrich stood up, looked over the repair job one more time and then wrapped the fiddle and bow back up again, "Shall we people?"

"Oh is there a rush?" Jeremiah asked.

"No time like the present," Ulrich smiled, "Wouldn't want breakfast to wear off before we get there and I think we have pressed upon our good host's patient and his larder, for quite long enough."

"Oh very well," Jeremiah huffed.

Stepping out on to the porch they slung their respective packs up on to their backs, Jeremiah staggering a little under the unaccustomed weight.

"Well, good luck to yah," Black Randle nodded to them, "That's the way you want to go." He gestured across the clearing. Kaelin turned her head and saw the tree that had a great pale patch torn through the bark to the whiter under layer. She walked up to it and sniffed.

"See anything strange this morning?" she asked Ulrich.

"Let's just say that it is a shame that you and Black Randle have such an age gap between you," Ulrich noted, "You could have got on very well other wise." Kaelin said nothing at all, just walked off into the forest, eyes looking for the next pale patch. "He said that he'd heard about a pack up north that were the sort you wouldn't want to meet them at any time of day." Kaelin walked faster. "He said didn't blame whoever it was who lead the hunters to them." Kaelin stopped, one foot raised. "He said that it was no lose, that those like that pack just make life harder for all the puca born."

Kaelin put the foot down and drew a long breath. Ulrich didn't move, letting her have her space and when Jeremiah and Thorian caught up Kaelin wiped her face and moved on, following the trail of slashed white wood.

As the sun climbed higher and the woods warmed up, they climbed higher into the forest, Jeremiah bringing up the rear but some how managing to not complain with every step. Or maybe he had just learnt that nobody would have any sympathy. It was towards mid morning when Kaelin stepped passed the last of the trees in a boggy, swampy area and crouched down.

"What's up?" Thorian asked as Ulrich joined her.

"Trail's end," Ulrich said standing back up.

"Well thank the God's for that," Jeremiah gasped, leaning on a rock.

"No, not really," Ulrich corrected. Jeremiah looked up and saw the dark cleft in the rock face, the driping mosses and lichens hanging over the edge.

"Many in," Kaelin counted the foot pints in the soft, black mud, "Few back."

"In there?" Jeremiah asked.

"In there," Kaelin straightened. The dark mouth of the earth looked back at them, breathing its scent of damp and chill.

Monday 1 April 2024

Draconic Shennanigans - Episode 14

Chapter Fourteen: Of Governors, Goblins and Goddesses

 The rain had thankfully decided to wander off during the night, revealing a morning of sunshine and cloud shadow, the clouds scudding overhead as the companions wandered up the road from the Lumberman's Casket. The main street of Nether Wallop seemed to run in a south easterly direction from the dock gates, flanked on either side by large warehouses that incorporated the workshops and offices that would have been separate in a larger town.

"Production hub," Ulrich observed.

"You say what?" Thorian asked.

"Means that this town does a lot of producing, making, building, that sort of thing that is then shipped and sold else where," Ulrich explained, "Means there less social stuff going on, less fripperies in the area. There might be another tavern in this town but I doubt it, or if there is then the Lumberman's Casket is probably the most up market. Probably find that the price of a decent vintage of red wine is double that of what you'd pay in Lotton, unless the governor has a taste for the finer things and the crews sideline a keg or two from the shipment."

"You seem very knowledgeable of how these things are done," Jeremiah observed with a sly smile.

"Let's just say I developed a few bad habits in my younger years," Ulrich replied, "That and you could say that it is in the blood, seeing as my mother's people are always being accused of such behaviors. Probably the worst combination possible, noble and traveler folk."

 "Surely the noble blood of your sire would out weigh any bad influence from, ah, less law abiding ancestors?" Jeremiah hypothesized.

"Well to do that the noble blood would have to be something different from any other run of the mill muck," Ulrich grinned, "Growing up among nobles, ha, seems to me that the only differences are that you get to wear fancier clothes, don't have to scrabble around in the muck for your food and you feel you have a god given right to be a jerk to everyone else around you, or at least the ones who don't have as much money as you do."

"That is an enlightening summary of our great and good," Jeremiah replied.

"Says the guy who started out as a foundling on the Abbey steps," Ulrich retorted, "For all we know, you could be a half brother of mine although, knowing you, I doubt it."

"My dear Ulrich, is that a note of upset I hear in your voice?" Jeremiah asked, "Could it be you long to have some family outside of the nobles who scorned you?"

"Nah," Ulrich grinned, "Knowing you, you're more likely to be some changeling a farmer decided he wasn't going to bring up as his own but was too scared to drown in the river, although I imagine that by now your Abbey's order is probably wishing that he had used the bucket of water. What do you reckon?"

"I reckon that Ulrich just got you back for that comment up on the wall last night," Kaelin interrupted, "Now if you'll can the bickering, we're here."

The Governor's Palace was easily the tallest building in the town, taller even than the cathedral sprawl beside it, five stories of dark stone hewed from the local mountains and shipped down river to its current resting place. Its roof of greenish metal plates were sharply angled to shed the loads of winter snow and a deep porch protected the doorway. A doorway in much use as people scurried in and out of it, giving the Governor's palace the impression of a bee hive in full buzz.

 As the King's Special approached they soon saw why. A posse of guards clumped out, gear rattling as another squad clumped in, clerks scampered this way and that, a couple of lawyers in their tightly curled wigs strode into the building as if they owned everything in sight (and quite possibly did) and several accountants bustled into the building, clutching abacuses and wads of paper, chattering in almost indecipherable equations and calculus. It seemed that the Governor's Palace was not just his home and seat of governance, it really was the house of governance, with all necessary (and a few possibly unnecessary) departments crammed in under one roof.

"Ah, now this is my area of expertise," Ulrich beamed, "Just stay close, stay quiet and follow my lead. I'll handle this."

"Please do," Jeremiah hung back, waiting for the fun to begin. In that he was disappointed, Ulrich's confident manner and assured expression easing them passed the guards. Inside the lobby was spectacular but lot more occupied than one would usually expect from a noble, people known for keeping such grandeur exclusively for themselves. If anything it was crowded, with various people moving to and fro as they shifted information from department to department. Ulrich raised an eyebrow. This was not what he had been expecting but after a moments hesitation he spotted a curved desk in the middle of the lobby and stepped up to it with an easy smile.

"The King's Special to see the Governor," he said. The lady behind the desk looked up after a moment more of shifting through paperwork and cross referencing the massive time table chart that she was complying six weeks in advance of when it was needed.

"King's Special?" she looked at the four of them and then shuffled in another pile of parchment scrapes.

"Here it is," she muttered after a moment and looked up at them again, "One toff, one... lady." Kaelin looked around her as if expecting someone else to pop out of the wood work, "One orc crossbreed and one... do ball?"

Jeremiah drew in a long slow breath and rolled his eyes to the ceiling.

"Guess this means you need to stop going through the pie cellar," Thorian slapped him on the shoulder.

"Indeed," Jeremiah noted, through gritted teeth.

"He's expecting you," the woman gestured to the stairs, "Top floor, first door on the left, you can't miss it. Knock before you go in."

"Thank you very much for your time," Ulrich smiled warmly at her and after a moment she started to blush. Turning to the stairs, Ulrich lead them up... and up... and up. He stopped on the second landing to catch his own breath and glanced at his companions. Kaelin was trying to hide the fact that she had cramp in at least one calve muscle and Jeremiah was in obvious distress.  Only Thorian seemed unaffected by the many, many steps they had already come up,smiling quite contently around at the wood paneled walls. With a sigh, Ulrich straightened his shoulders and began on the next flight of steps.

By the time they reached the top landing Ulrich was really, really wishing that they had the usual selfish sort of Governor on their hands, the sort that had an absolutely massive office that were a pain in the butt for the staff to clean, on the bottom floor and made the servants sleep in the roof. He was seriously going to pay for this tomorrow and Kaelin was not in much better shape. Jeremiah was a wreck, bright red and skin glistening with sweat, puffing and gasping like a blacksmith's bellows as he leaned against the wall, mopping his face with a handkerchief. Thorian on the other hand, Thorian still beaming away with his amiable smile as if all was right with the world.

"That was a nice little walk after brekka," he observed and in that moment Ulrich could have killed him, if he had enough breath to do so. Instead, he straightened, ignoring the stitch in his side and rapped sharply on the door with his knuckles.

"Come in," called a distracted voice.

With a slight frown, Ulrich seized the doorknob, turned it and stepped into the room beyond.

It was not just the Governor's office but likely seemed to be his living space as well. Before the fire place a free standing corner sofa gave the impression of a cozy nook, a dining table and chairs stood beyond it so that the windows gave light to the eating space from two sides. In front of a wall of books, pierced only by a couple of doorways the Governor sat at a desk mounded high with stacks of parchment, all of which seemed to be balancing precariously, his long white hair falling about his face as ink stained fingers pushed a quill back and forth across a letter.

"Your most loyal subject, Governor Risgath Zaphruan of Nether Wallop," he muttered and scribbled a quick signature underneath what he had just written. With a sigh, he cast down the quill and sat back in the chair, his long, thin, grey face peering at them with eyes so dark they were almost black.

"Ah, the King's Special," he pushed back from his desk and gestured for them to enter, "I must say that it is a pleasure to meet the current holders of that title."

"Oh," Ulrich managed to smile as they shook hands, "Did you know someone who was a King's Special before us?" The Governor smiled, an expression that seemed to be foreign to his face, lined as it was with care and stress and strain.

"It is very polite of you to hide your shock that one such as I could be a Governor in this land but you don't have to," he said, "The Kings of Portasia have always found a use for the more problematic of their citizens and I was and am, grateful that they allowed me the chance to earn that citizenship. Though I have to admit there are days when I reconsider that when faced with all those stairs. Please sit down, I will order some refreshment."

Jeremiah sank onto the sofa with a groan, wedging himself into a corner with the air of defying anyone to make him move out of it. Kaelin was quieter of her appreciation, her eyes never leaving the Governor as he crossed the room and spoke into a tube for a brief moment, listening to a reply from somewhere else inside the building before finishing the conversation and coming back to them.

"The bishop will be joining us soon, as will the refreshments," Governor Risgath reassured them, "In the mean time, would you please tell me how you managed to come across the lake? We have been cut off for months. I did send messengers by the over land route but as none returned I feared that the reports were not getting through."

"That is the case," Ulrich admitted, "We were actually sent to discover why the taxes have not been received. The King seemed a little... put out by the whole thing."

"As well he might be," Risgath observed, "But you have opened the lake for us? We can send the ships again?"

"It will have to be the ship that was already here," Kaelin informed him, "The Armored Dragon took damage below the water line when the Kraken tried to bite through the bottom of her. The Captain said that he wanted to dry dock her to make repairs. Seeing as there isn't exactly docks here, my guess would mean he'll have to beach her to get the job done."

"In which case he'll have to wait until we can bring a resolution to our issues here in Nether Wallop," Risgath said grimly, "Unless he wants his ship burnt out from underneath him. I am afraid to say that events here in Nether Wallop have been worse than merely the shutting of the lake trade routes to us. Now that you have opened those routes to us again, we will send the tax at once but it is going to be a lot less than would have been expected. I had to close the last of the logging outposts two weeks ago and we withdraw the last pioneer settlement, what was left of it, back inside the walls a week before that. The attacks have been constant and escalating."

"Escu-what?" Thorian asked.

"Getting worse the longer they go on," Ulrich translated, "What exactly has been attacking the outlying settlements?"

"Oh I think our Governor here is more than familiar with what has been attacking the settlements," Jeremiah smiled, a predatory light in his eyes, "Seeing as he has some of their weapons hung over his mantelpiece."

"What?" Thorian asked, looking round for a few moments before working out that the others were looking at the wall above the fire place. A long, black scabbarded copy of the swords Ulrich now carried hung at a angle across the plaster and beside it hung a strangely modified crossbow. It was smaller than the crossbows usually used by guards and soldiers but it had a strange box contraption joined over the flight groove and a curious lever that seemed to run the length of the rail. Peering at it Kaelin thought that looked as if it was made so that at the drawing back of the lever the bow would be cocked and drop a bolt into the flight groove automatically.

"Nice," she said, considering just how much pain it would cause a charging werewolf to realize that it was up against a weapon that could override its dense muscle structure and fire at a rate closer to a long bow.

"I take it those are yours?" Jeremiah asked, his smile still predatory.

"Answer me a question first," Governor Risgath replied, one hand tucking its fingers up the sleeve of the other arm, "Was the Kraken you faced... white?"

"Aye yep," Thorian grinned, "Ea-lie-sha said something about it coming from the Underworld." The Governor closed his eyes a moment, a pained spasm crossing his features.

"Yes, they are mine," Governor Risgath answered Jeremiah's question, "And before you say it, it has crossed my mind that this might be a longed delayed act of revenge for my leaving the clan, though I..."

"Well in that case," Jeremiah's smile began to bare his teeth as he sat forward.

"He is not carrying those weapons," a voice barked, making the company jump, "I specified that the ones who carried those weapons are your prey, not anyone else. And if you are hoping that Governor Risgath takes up the blade again then you'd better start praying that hope does not come true. If the Governor has to take up the blade again then the midden heap has well and truly met the windmill and you will have much more pressing things to worry about than whether you can get away with another spot of murder."

A figure turned in the window behind the table, light glancing of the white metal of its form.

"Why, my dear Hartseer," Jeremiah's smile turned sour as he grated the words out, "We were fortunate that we didn't see you there. It was doing us so much good to not have to consider you."

"Undoubtedly," Hartseer's tone was flat, "For myself, I would prefer to turn a Lich such as you into nothing more than a cautionary tale for other magic users but the King's orders are counter to that."

"And of course, we must obey the King's orders," Jeremiah's smile returned to something more satisfied, unable to not needle the King's Blade, "It seems we must both chaff against the leashes round our necks. Tell me, does the King keep his hunting dogs in better conditions than this?"

"Woof," Hartseer dripped sarcasm.

"As I was going to say, before we were distracted," Governor Risgath interposed carefully, half stepping between Hartseer and Jeremiah, "I doubt that this is a revenge raid for my defection all those decades ago."

"Why do you consider that to be an unlikely motivation for these attacks?" Ulrich asked, leaning forward. Governor Risgath hesitated a moment and then turned towards the wall of books and the doors that pierced that sheer face of paper and leather.

"Step this way," he said, leading them towards the right hand door, "With what little spare time I am granted I have pursued a study of natural sciences as I find the ecology of the surface world quite fascinating."

"Indeed," Jeremiah smirked, "And what delightful tit bit have you discovered in the insides of some animal you have dissected."

"None that concern you today," there was an irritated edge in Governor Risgath's voice as he opened the door and revealed a room lined in with shadow boards of surgical tools and jars of specimens floating in a yellowish liquid. "This is your more pressing issue and one that my skills as an observer of natural science and anatomy will help you unravel."

Laid out on the table in the middle of the room, covered to the neck in a white sheet, was very dead ash skinned elf.

"Oh and how came you by this unfortunate?" Jeremiah asked with a knowing smirk.

"Hartseer brought him to me last night, with a general report of what he discovered at the settlement to the West of here. As it was beyond the tributary river, it did not come under my authority but it was doing the best of all settlement attempts made in that wild land. It was doing the best," Risgath stepped round the table, slipping on a heavy leather apron and a thick pair of gloves, "That is obviously now not the case. As for this one, he gives us some valuable clues as to the state of the Underworld. Cause of death," he flicked back the sheet, "Pitch fork to the lower chest cavity. Said pitch fork held in an non level plane to the ground and at an angle lower than ninety degrees to the chest wall. The result being the tins jarring off of the tenth rib on the right side of the deceased and the sixth rib on the left, piercing both liver and heart simultaneously. Death would have been quick but painful, especially as it appears to have come at the hands of an unskilled fighter, meaning that to his culture he died disgraced and weak."

"Not sure I understood all of that," Thorian muttered, "Exact the last part, that bit I think I get."

"Indeed Sir," Risgath inclined his head, drawing the sheet back into place, "It is up here however, that we find our more concerning clues." He picked up an instrument and lifted the corpse's top lip, revealing teeth that been filed to points. "That, that alone tells you that this one was born in the rat clan. All rat clan members have their teeth filed like that as their rite of passage to adulthood. Those that have been bartered to the clan are denied that rite to mark them as disgraced, valueless to the clan of their birth and barely tolerated in the rat clan. But this," he tapped the spider web scarification tattoo that stretched the whole of the right hand side of the corpse's face, "This marks him as belonging to the spider clan." He paused, obviously waiting for a reaction... that didn't manifest.

"I forget," he sighed, "Surface people are not as familiar with the intricacies of my old society as I am. The rat clan and the spider clan hate each other, with a deep and abiding hatred that has lasted so long they don't remember where it started. They would not under any circumstance trade a member with each other and certainly not mark that member with the full membership marks of both clans, not in the status quo that has lasted the last... ten millennium."

"So something has changed," Ulrich observed.

"Changed drastically," Risgath agreed, setting aside his tools and stripping off the gloves, "I've also detected signs of malnutrition and hard labor, again neither things that should be touching the clans."

"So who does their heavy lifting?" Kaelin asked, folding her arms.

"Captives," Risgath replied, "If the clans are running low on captives it would explain the surge in surface raids, particularly as some of the raids have happened in daylight."

"I take it that your people are usually nocturnal," Ulrich said.

"Upon the surface," Risgath scrubbed his hands to a fair-thee-well, "It took me decades for my eyes to be comfortable in daylight. The sun dazzles us and burns our eyes. Indeed I still prefer to shade my eyes if I am stepping outside during the full sun hours. There is a quality to direct sunlight that the light through glass lacks."

"So sudden bright lights would be an effective weapons?" Jeremiah asked, his expression thoughtful.

"Extremely," Risgath agreed, drying his hands and leading the way back to his sitting area, "Particularly in short bursts so they can't acclimatize."

A knock at the door interrupted them.

"Come in," the Governor called.

A five foot round man pushed open the door, face as red and sweaty Jeremiah's had been when they first arrived.

"I am so sorry, Bishop Peter," Governor Risgath hurried over to offer his support to the toddling bishop, "I had hoped that I didn't call for your help with too little time between morning Mass and now."

"Oh it's not the time," the Bishop pulled out a handkerchief and mopped his face, "It's all those blooming stairs! Their even worse than the lot in the cathedral. I suppose the Great Good is telling me that I should lose weight but try as I might, I keep finding it again." Still puffing he waddled over to the corner sofa but didn't sit.

"Now then, who have I the joy of meeting?" he asked. The King's Special was staring at him. Bishop Peter wore the Miter of his office and his robes were of finely made cloth but they were a lot simpler than the ones Jeremiah wore, almost austere. His face however was open and friendly, his eyes full of a merriment and mirth that invited you to enjoy your time with him. Kaelin found herself fighting not to smile at him. There was something about him that made her want to relax and accept that the world was going to be alright.

"Hartseer, would you mind?" Governor Risgath asked, "It has just occurred to me that in our urgency to face the challenge before us we rather missed out on introductions."

"Bishop Peter," Hartseer stepped forward, "May I introduce Thorian Vandervast, a warrior of great heart. Don't crush his knuckles Thorian." Thorian froze in the act of closing his hand over the Bishop's own.

"It is quite alright, Goodman Thorian," Bishop Peter smiled, "I understand that it can be difficult around people who are more delicate than you."

"Ulrich Brekka, the son of a nobleman, unable to claim the inheritance," Hartseer continued.

"Ah, not an easy road to travel, especially as it was not one of your choosing," Bishop Peter shock his hand, "But the gods move in mysterious ways and though being a King's Special can seem to be the lowest point, there are those who have used it to climb high, as present company proves." The Bishop smiled at the Governor and Risgath inclined his head.

"Jeremiah Maat," Hartseer's voice was careful level and none accusatory. However, it didn't seem to need to be.

"Now you I know of," Bishop Peter's face became frosty, the whiplash turn of his mood all the more striking for the amiability that had gone before and he did not offer his hand, "I had hoped that justice would have caught up with you by now."

"Ah," Jeremiah's oily smile faltered, "I had, ah, rather hoped that news would not have travel so fast... Wait, how could you know about that since the lake has been shut for months? It only been days since..." He trailed off, realizing that he'd just incriminated himself.

Bishop Peter's expression became even colder.

"I don't know what you have done since you became a member of the King's Special," he said icily, "But the clergy was gathering evidence of what you were up to for nearly a year before we moved to hand you over the the King's Judgement. If you did not notice that you were under observation during that time then you can only blame your own delusions. Your name and description was circulated among us several months ago to make sure that if you did get wind of something then we could all keep an eye out for you. Personally I would have preferred to see you handed over the Hartseer immediately, what you have been dabbling in is beyond dangerous, but if the King considers you to have a chance at redemption I will abide by that decision. However, bare in mind that if you do not change your ways then that decision can always be reconsidered."

After a moment, Jeremiah looked away from the Bishop's hard edged gaze and sat back down.

"Lastly," Hartseer continued, "Kaelin of no named family." Bishop Peter frowned as he peered at her.

"Unnamed family?" he asked, "That surprises me. There is something about your face that reminds me of someone I've meet before. I just can't think of who."

"I was under the impression that we of the clergy are not supposed to have families," Jeremiah muttered under his breath. Nobody glanced at him.

"You definitely remind me of someone," the Bishop put a hand to his mouth, even as he shook her hand with the other.

"A daughter perhaps," Jeremiah muttered spitefully. Again nobody looked at him.

"Leave it with me my dear, I'm sure the answer will come to me eventually," Bishop Peter settled himself on the sofa as a knock on the door heralded the arrival of the refreshments. After the coffee had been poured out and everyone sat back with their cups, Risgath set to business.

"Bishop Peter how does the little girl fair?"

Bishop Peter sagged.

"She come out of the catatonic state at least, which is some progress," he reported, "But she has now gone completely mute. Other than a nod or a shake of the head, and that is only gain with much persistence, she has not made any sign of understanding language. She will move if asked and has shown some willingness to help with simple tasks but she will not speak. It is concerning. If we cannot convince her to begin to discuss what happened to her then we cannot help her to avoid permanent damage to her mind."

"Is that a possibility?" Ulrich asked.

"The problem is that we don't know what happened to her," the Bishop admitted, "And children will internalize things that a more adult mind would be able to rationalize. For instance, if she had done something that had landed her in trouble, or worse, had not yet been discovered, then she could internalize that what happened to her family was her responsibility."

"Why?" Kaelin asked, shifting uncomfortably.

"What are children told when they skip their chores and then, say, the pigs get sick?" Bishop Peter replied, "They are told 'if you'd done what you are supposed to then this wouldn't have happened'. The same logic can led them to believe that if they had been good and pleased their parents then the bad things wouldn't have happened."

After a moment Kaelin nodded slowly.

"I guess we are all members of a cult in one way or another," she said quietly, "It's all a matter of how tight that cult controls you."

"Unfortunately children cannot recognize the difference between a consequence of their own actions and an event that no one could have predicted," the Bishop agreed, "It would help, I think if we knew what happened from an outside perceptive. Do we know how she was found?"

The Bishop looked at the Governor and the Governor looked at Hartseer.

"Hartseer, how did you find her?" Risgath asked. Hartseer turned away, gazing out of the window. Kaelin frowned. Something about the metal man said that he was gazing more at horrors, both recent and far gone, than at the view.

"Her parents had thrown her down the well to save her life," he said quietly and something in his tone held the sound of tears that glass eyes could not shed, "The rest... The adults... The whole community... Had been butchered. Men, women, there wasn't one of them left alive and that one in the other room was the only one of their attackers that they managed to take down. She'd hidden in the barn and as he'd come in through the door, she came out of the dark with the pitchfork in her hands. They'd shot her for it... and set the barn on fire." He turned to face them, "There were no other children. Not one. Not one alive and not one dead. They've been taken."

Risgath closed his eyes and rocked back a moment.

"I was afraid that you were going to say that," he admitted, "They'll still be alive, though they might wish that they were not. They'll be in one of the holding pens while they'll be processed, trained and bartered among the clans. So I think our main problem is discovering what has driven this demographic shift among the clans. If we know that then we might be able to destroy the root cause of the raids before it drives a full on war of conquest."

The King's Special looked at each other.

"The Prince did say something about us dealing with the problem," Thorian observed. Jeremiah opened his mouth to protest.

"And you know what will happen if we go back to the capital with the news that we knew what the issue is and did nothing about it," Kaelin got in first, "He'll send us straight back out to deal with it and by then it could be in the full on war stage."

"My dear Kaelin," Jeremiah protested, "The deal was that if we came here and discovered what the issue with the tax flow was we'd keep our necks out of the noose. We have discovered the cause of the issue so surely we have up held our side of the bargain and it is time to claim our reward."

The Bishop, the Governor and Hartseer looked at each other and promptly burst out laughing. Jeremiah sat, blinking slowly, the center of the storm of merriment.

"You honestly thought that this was a one job only career?" Bishop Peter was a bowl of jelly laugher, "Oh my dear boy, once you are on the King's Special it is a job for life!"

"Yes, indeed," Risgath wiped his eyes, "And your life is the payment over and over again. I maybe the Governor of Nether Wallop but that is because the King wanted a man who knew exactly what awaited him if he did not give his best each and every day. I confess that when Hartseer arrived last night I was terrified that I had been found wanting and I was to be removed."

"Removed from your position?" Ulrich asked for clarification.

"Removed from this life," the Governor admitted, "Thankfully the King is not one for hasty decisions and I have been allowed to plead my case but now I have to hold the center while others protect the edges."

"Not sure I follow," Thorian frowned.

"It's us, old boy," Ulrich grinned, "We have to go and find out what, or who, has kicked over the Ash Elves' Nest while the Governor here tries to hold a scared and panicking people together. I'm not sure who has the harder job."

"I wouldn't like to say," the Governor admitted, "I can do you a map of the tunnels I used to get out of that land but they may have changed. The geology down there can be restless. I can also give you some supplies. As for transport, you'll have to manage that yourself. Some of the outliers did not wish to be evacuated so you might be able to recruit one of them."

"Do you have any other information about the culture of the Ash Elves that might be useful?" Ulrich asked. Risgath turned and walked to his book case.

"I wrote this not longer after I left," he admitted, "I wanted to share what I knew for the safety of others. Turned out not many were interested but if it can help you now." He handed Ulrich a thick tome. "Use it well."

"Will do," Ulrich stood to accept the book and shake Risgath's hand, "And I hope we'll be back soon to return it to you."

"One more thing that I'm not sure I put in the book," Risgath said, "If you get lost down then pray it rains heavily on the surface. If water is trickling down a tunnel then you have a route to the surface. No water? It's a dead end."

"Thank you again, your eminence," Ulrich smiled and laid the way out of the room.  The stairs were not as hard going down.

That afternoon saw them rolling out of the east gate in a rather beat up old cart. As Risgath had predicted they had managed to find one of the back woodsy types that had never wanted to be evacuated from his home up in the foot hills and had engaged his services for a not inconsiderable fee, thankfully covered by the governor. Now they rattled out of Nether Wallop, the back of the cart laden down with supplies for their trip underground.

"Seems our King's Blade is being rather lax in his duty," Jeremiah observed as he settled down to snooze on the cart bed, "I wonder where he's run off to."

"Not like you really care," Kaelin said over her shoulder, "But he's already left town. My guess would be he's heading for where the kids are being kept."

"Surely the King's Blade would not be the best to rescue children," Jeremiah observed, "He's more likely to break their minds when they are already so fragile."

"Unlike you, you mean?" Kaelin's doubt was there even if she didn't turn her head, "I'm sure that Hartseer will make a neater job of it than we would. If nothing else he followed us through the Abbey without letting us know he was there until things really went south. I'm sure he'll do the same to the holding camp and as for the kids... Well these are frontier kids. A few of them have probably already faced down wolves and worse to still be alive. They'll be used to the sights and smells of gutting animals and hanging up the meat, probably helped out with the job and all, particularly the boys. Childhood is a privilege reserved for rich kids and townies, not for those of us who grow up out here." Her arm encompassed the forest that was beginning to press in to the edges of the farm land.

"You grew up out this way?" Thorian asked from where he was riding next to the driver.

"Not here," Kaelin admitted, "But a place rather like it. It reminds me of home." She folded her arms on the rim of the cart's side wall, watching the forest march ever closer to the road. "It wasn't a bad place, not really. At least the forest wasn't, when you could get away from Grandpa." Silence fell on the group as the carter flicked the reigns and chewed a black root stick.

The sun marched on as the horse plodded with on with a steady if uninspired tread. Neither Kaelin nor Thorian seemed bothered by the bumpy road and Ulrich was too busy reading the book to notice Jeremiah's quiet grumbling that steadily rose in volume until the cart's owner suggested that he should get out and walk if he didn't appreciate the ride. That made Jeremiah shut his mouth and left him glaring at Ulrich for want of any other target.  Ulrich however, was grandly ignoring him in favor of the book, slowly turning the pages. What the book had to tell him was not reassuring, painting a vivid picture of a shadowed subterranean land that was a labyrinth of tunnels and shafts burrowing ever deeper into the world rocky hide. Ulrich frowned, as he digested the impression of some where were ambush and pitfalls were a way of life and just about every creature was at least omnivorous, if not out right predatory. The way Risgath wrote about it just about everything in the Underworld wanted to kill you and use your corpse as a nest for its young. Part of Ulrich agreed that the Ash Elves could rightfully claim to have reason for their overweening pride, they had managed to colonize and settle an environment that would have sent just about everyone else screaming for the hills. You had to respect them for that.

The King's Special had left the farm land by the time the sunset stained the sky crimson and they made their camp in a shallow hollow just off the rode, the horse tied to the cart by a long line that could easily be cut and the fire banked down low and smokeless before they turned in for the night.

Kaelin awoke but did not move, long years of training the hard way having taught her to evaluate her surroundings before she gave away the fact that she was awake.

"Oh shiny," a harsh yet high pitched voice squeaked.

"Hey that's mine!" another voice with the same high pitched yet rough quality snapped, "It's mine, it's mine, it's mine. Let go, let go, let go!" There was the sound of someone being slapped.

"Hush, hush, hush! Donkey brain!" a third voice interrupted the growing fight, "No wakey-wake! Eh you dim glow?"

The camp was alive with small noises, little clinks and clacks, the sound of something being rifled through, the slosh as someone found Ulrich's ever pouring kettle. The sneeze when they found the always full tea caddie was explosive in the extreme, earning the sneezer another slap as Thorian snorted and rolled over in his sleep.

Carefully Kaelin, slowly and steadily, reached out a hand until she found Haggis' strap and she rolled away from the fire into deeper shadow.

The diminutive figures meddling through the supplies jerked round in stunned shock as Haggis roared into life, the skirling  drone shivering through the trees, shaking the air with its force. Squealing and nattering in hysteria, long nailed hands waving and sharply pointed ears laying flat back as they fled through the underbrush... all save one.

Eyes so wide they reflected the stars above, mouth stretched open with awe, the grayish-green skinned, knife nosed goblin stood trembling as it listened to Kaelin's music in raptures. Kaelin frowned as much as she could and blew until she felt like her cheeks were going to burst but the goblin didn't run, or attack, standing as if hypnotized by the sound of Haggis. Finally Kaelin let the reed fall from her mouth as she struggled to catch her breath.

"Oh," the goblin breathed and then did something Kaelin would not have expected in a month of Mondays. He bowed to her.

It was a clumsy bow, more of a just folding at the waist but it was unmistakably a bow.

"Goddess of the Thunder-voice! Goddess of the Thunder-voice!" the Goblin gasped and squeaked, "We look, we see-see, we hear! Goddess of the Thunder-Voice! You come! We hear! We... Arrrrrggggghhhhh!"

The Goblin sailed off into the dark as Thorian delivered an unbelievable kick to the pants that lifted it clean off its feet and sent it whizzing off into the night.

"What was that nasty little blighter up to?" Thorian stood leg akimbo, fists on hips, peering into the night.

"I'm... I'm not exactly sure," Kaelin admitted. Some where out in the dark there was a crash as a projectile goblin returned to earth.

"No matter," Thorian sniffed, "I'll take first watch. Ruddy little runts." He settled himself on the tailgate of the cart and drew his sword. He pulled a lump of sandstone from his pocket, spat on it and started rubbing it along the blade.

"Like we are going to be able to sleep with that noise going on," Jeremiah grumbled as he rolled himself back up in his blankets, "Especially on a ground full of rocks."

"Try actually listening to it," Ulrich suggested as he closed his eyes, "Its like the sound of a clock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick.... Tock..... Tick......."

"You were saying Ulrich?" Kaelin asked. A quiet snore as her only reply. She cuddled up to Haggis and doozed off.

The next morning the cart was creaking its way up hill. Thorian laying in the cart bed dozing, Kaelin riding next to the driver and Jeremiah squished into a corner while Ulrich rode with his legs dangling over the tail gate, nose buried in the book Risgath had given him.

"I never peg you as a scholarly man," Jeremiah needled at him.

"Uh what?" Ulrich blinked as he looked round, obviously re-adjusting to his surrounding as opposed to the imagines the book had been painting for him.

"You," Jeremiah repeated, "I would not have believe it possible that you could be the scholarly type."

"Depends on the book," Ulrich admitted, "I have to admit I can understand why the Governor wanted to leave the Underworld. I'm not half way through this and the picture I'm building of his parents might even give yours a run for their money Kaelin."

"I doubt that is possible but go on," Kaelin called back.

Ulrich half turned on his seat, cleared his throat and began.

"Ash Elves live in a strict clan system that channels all efforts towards the upholding of the clan. Though scheming and treachery  is a way of life among them, no scheme can directly or indirectly endanger the overall well being of the clan. This rule is sacrosanct and understood on an instinctively level for the simple reason that a weak clan will be devoured by other, stronger clans.

The main strength of the clan is held by the women of the clan. As the providers of new life of the clan, the power of leadership and rule has come to lay solely within the grasp of the women. The women of the clan have the final say in the matters of clan policy, inheritance, property, breeding rights and even life itself. Displeasing the females of the clan is the quickest way for a male Ash Elf to be ended, with female Ash Elves even killing their own sons if said sons are not up to standard. Rank among the females is decided upon political acclaim, wit, intrigue and child birth. Indeed, there have been recorded instances of a politically weak or even caring Ash Elf female rising to high position on the grounds of the number of children she has born. Though inwardly and sometimes openly despised by others, a good breeder will always have her position within the clan secured.

There is no such route to easy power among male Ash Elves. As a clan who has had their male population decimated by war or disease can be resurgent as long as their women folk remain healthy, male lives are not considered as valuable as female lives. As such male Ash Elves spend their days in training and competition. These tests are most grueling during an Ash Elves formative years and fatalities are considered to be a normal part of the training itinerary..."

"Woah!" the carter pulled back on the reigns, slowing the horse to a stop, interrupting Ulrich's reading, "Trouble ahead." Ulrich snapped the book shut and stood up as Jeremiah struggled to his feet and Thorian blinked awake.

In the road ahead a group of four goblins stood, three of them twitching nervously but the one at the front standing completely still, despite the lack of cover.

"Well, this is a new one," Thorian muttered, "Yah don't suppose them sneaky gits is trying to come at us from the sides?"

"Would definitely be a new one if they are," Jeremiah noted, "Goblins are not known for being that tactical."

"Tac-what?" Thorian asked.

"Able to plan ahead," Jeremiah snapped as he limbered up the arm that was holding the mace of office.

The goblin that didn't show any sign of the jitters stepped forward and folded himself in half again, turning his head towards Kaelin.

"Goddess of the Thunder-voice," he called, "We come, we come to you, Goddess of the Thunder-voice. You teach us, you teach us to build, build, make, learn. We learn quick-quick from Goddess of the Thunder-voice."

"Erm, are you sure you are not mistaking me for someone else?" Kaelin asked, with narrowed eyes.

"No, no, not possible," the goblin bobbed about, "We hear tell of the Goddess of the Thunder-voice, you give back what pointy-eared God took, you give back ability to learn. We want, we want to learn, want to be smart, want to be clever, want to not be dead."

"Not be dead?" Kaelin blinked in surprise.

"Goblin stupid, goblin sneaky, goblin take-take, only good goblin dead goblin," the Goblin leader twittered his hands, "We want more. We want to be people, not things." One of the other goblins stepped up behind his leader, with a frown on his face, tugging at the other's tunic and whispering something in his ear. A short, snarled argument in a twittering, chirping language happened and then the Goblin Leader turned back to Kaelin.

"Forgive this lowly unbeliever," the Goblin Leader flapped a hand at the goblin who had interrupted him, "But he wonders if it is true, if you are the Goddess of the Thunder-voice. Please, please show him that I have not said the untrue thing, show him your great power, oh Goddess of the Thunder-voice."

Jeremiah immediately leaned towards Kaelin. 

"This could be your chance, you know?" he suggested, "If you just refuse to show them Haggis then he'll get beaten to a pulp and you'll have no more of this Goddess business to worry about."

"True," Kaelin muttered out of the side of her mouth, "But from the way Ulrich's eyebrows where bouncing up and down from his hairline last night we could probably do with everybody we can gather for this trip."

"My dear Kaelin," Jeremiah smiled, "Are you suggesting we get ourselves a meat shield? I never would have thought it of you."

Kaelin opened her mouth to reply and stopped as the wind shifted.

"Can you smell that?" she asked as the goblins in the road looked round and chattered warnings to each other in their rattling tongue. Then the underbrush rustled and hairy, grey backs rose through the green leaves, long, spindly legs that had joints higher than their backs parting the foliage like fish breaching through the surface of the water.

"To the south!" Ulrich shouted and Kaelin turned her head to see the giant spider's coming up on their other side as well. She unslung Haggis and lifted the reed to her mouth. The goblins yelled as their leader was trapped between two spiders. He gouged a rusty looking knife across the face of one of them but wasn't fast enough to stop the second jabbing its fangs into his shoulder. He went down, twitching and shivering as the spider's venom racked through his system.

"One for me!" Ulrich grinned as the spider in front of him came apart in a blur of blades.

"And for me!" Thorian yelled back as he cleaved the spider that had bitten the Goblin leader in half, splitting it from top to bottom. Jeremiah drew himself up, chanting and gesturing. The spiders coming down from the north fell back several paces, their clicking tongue making the horse buck and rear, the carter hanging on to the reigns for all he was worth.

The remaining goblins dog pile on to the other spider that was menacing them, tearing it apart by main strength and determination.

"Another, another for me!" Thorian yelled as two spiders lost their fangs and their legs as Haggis' blast swelled and grew above the din of battle.

"Ha!" Ulrich not only destroyed a further two spiders, he was elegant while doing it, every blow a dance of speed and grace, parts of now deceased spiders flicking up and away from him, leaving not a speck of dirt on his clothes, "Three as well and with style. Tell me, Sir Thorian, can you ever kill anything without using mindless strength?"

With a grin Jeremiah saw a chance for chaos and took it, changing what he was muttering and flicking his fingers towards Thorian, increasing his annoyance, building and swelling it to unreasoning rage.

"You big headed.... lousy... stuck up little squirt!" Thorian bellowed, eyes turning red, muscles bunching and veins bulging in his skin. Haggis' music faltered for a second as Kaelin turned her head to Thorian and then she blew extra hard, Haggis coming back with a thundering anthem that sent the goblins into a frenzy as they leapt upon another spider and started yanking it apart in a jabbing, slashing ball that rolled across the ground in a jumble of legs and arms and grey hairy pieces.

Thorian's roar echoed of the mountains and was answered by rumbles of collapsing snow and ice in the distance. Thorian's sword cleaved down through the spider that Ulrich was meant to be tackling next, splitting it with a grizzly crack. Ulrich opened his mouth to protest but Thorian was already gone, the last spider menacing the goblins coming apart in a fountain of yellow gloop and shattered chitin. The spider changing down on the goblins from the north received Thorian's sword through the center of its mass abdomen and as it collapsed the one threatening the horse found itself grabbed by a leg and swung round. It squalled, fangs waggling in Thorian's face.

"Come here, you ugly son of a sow!" Thorian roared at it and made good his grip. The spider screamed just before Thorian pulled it apart, its insides painting not only the ground yellow but also Thorian himself. He span, grabbed the hilt of his sword and hefted it high, not bothering to pull it out of the corpse of the spider first. The one closest to the cart chittered, blinking, confused by the sight of its one time brood mate falling out of the sky at it then it screamed as said brood mate was used as a hammer to batter it into the ground, shattering both of them beyond recognition. The last two hesitated and then turned toward the forest but they had left it far too late. Bellowing Thorian landed on top of one of them, his sword driving down through its head, splitting its many eyes apart. The last went down, hacked apart in a blizzard of blows that splashed it across the surrounding trees.

"There," Thorian yelled as he turned back to face Ulrich, his sword leveled at his team mate "Who's the big man now?" Ulrich slowly lifted his hands up, palms turned towards Thorian but Thorian's sword point was wavering through the air, drawing a very unsteady figure of eight and then the big orc-crossbreed toppled forward on his face.

"Um, Thorian," Ulrich asked, "You O.K. there buddy?" A resounding snore echoed up from here Thorian lay prostrate.

The cart managed to claim the terrified horse and as it settled to standing still, hide shivering with after shocks, he took the black root stick from his mouth.

"Welp," he said reflectively, "You don't see that every day of the week. No sir rey." He stuck the black root stick back in his mouth and chewed it.

Kaelin let Haggis' reed fall from her lips and looked round at the goblins. They were clustered about the still shivering form of their leader but they looked round as one at her and bowed.

"Goddess of the Thunder-voice!" they chorused, "Thunder-warrior! Mage-of-Thunder! He-of-the-Lightning-Sword! We look, we see, we know! We know!"

"Well my dear!" Jeremiah grinned unpleasantly, "How does it feel to be a Goddess?" Kaelin found she only had one reply for that.

"Oh boy."